a modern analysis of "hi-diddle-dee-dee."

Hi-diddle-dee-dee
An actor's life for me
A high silk hat and a silver cane (alright, the hat sounds cool. the cane is just silly and superfluous.)
A watch of gold with a diamond chain (clearly, you're confusing being an actor with being a rapper, pinocchio.)

Hi-diddle-dee-day
An actor's life is gay (fact.)
It's great to be a celebrity (i don't know, some have major issues with privacy infringement. and not all actors are celebrities.)
An actor's life for me

Hi-diddle-dee-dum
An actor's life is fun

Hi-diddle-dee-dee
An actor's life for me
A wax mustache and a beaver coat (now that's just ridiculous.)
A pony cart and a billy goat (why would an actor want a pony cart?! or a billy goat?! perhaps the modern equivalent would be a porsche boxer and a small puppy.)

Hi-diddle-dee-dum
An actor's life is fun
You wear your hair in a pompadour (i don't even know what that means.)
You ride around in a coach and four
You stop and buy out a candy store (ok, i'll admit, that sounds pretty cool.)
An actor's life for me!

Hi diddle dee dee
An actor's life for me
A high silk hat and a silver cane
A watch of gold and a diamond chain (i thought we figured this out already, pinoc: your career choice would more aptly be RAPPER. pinocizzle.)

Hi diddle dee doo
You sleep till after two (LIES. i'd say the average wake up time is 8am.)
You promenade a big cigar (no, you huddle outside of the tisch building smoking marlboros.)
You tour the world in a private car (no, you tour the city on the subway.)
You dine on chicken and caviar (no, you live off of coffee and fruit from the street vendors. or overpay at karen's.)
An actor's life for me! (fact.)